accidentally On Purpose
flycandy:

Flycandy.tumblr.com

In a fucking heartbeat
Don’t you dare
Shrink yourself
For someone else’s comfort -
Do not become small
For people who refuse to grow.

-m.v., Advice to my future daughter, #2.  (via lipstick-bullet)

Posted: Sep 29 「175,340 notes」
hypebeast:

Simpson Guy
laughingatmynightmare:

laughingatmynightmare:

laughingatmynightmare:

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Reblog this for a chance to win an autographed hardcover copy of Laughing At My Nightmare before anyone else gets it! 
And if you want to support my attempt at world domination, you can preorder yourself a copy right here: shaneburcawbooks.com
I will pick a winner on Monday (9/29) morning! 

I’m doing the first HARDCOVER giveaway for my upcoming memoir! Reblog for your chance to win!

Picking the winner tomorrow morning!!!
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
  • Dog: WHERE GO
  • Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
  • Dog: I COME TOO
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: I need to open this door.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: Sigh.
  • Dog: WHERE GOING
  • Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: Sure.
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No please don't you are-
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No there's no room and-
  • Dog: LAP
  • Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
  • Dog: RIGHT HERE
  • Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
  • Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
  • Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I AM
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
  • Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
  • Me: .......

  • Posted: Sep 28 「146,074 notes」
    When I’m older and wiser, I wanna remember sitting on the roof of a house party with bright purple hair, taking drags from a cigarette, and talking about life with someone I’ve only know for two hours; not the Pythagorean Theorem. I wanna remember singing to my favorite country song with people I’ve known for three days and some for three years, while I’m absolutely hammered in some town an hour away, not the plot of some book I read my junior year of high school. I wanna remember getting high and looking at the clouds in the woods with my best friend, not the atomic number of Neon, and sure as hell not how to find x, because life should be about finding yourself; not learning how to complete an equation by associating a letter with a number.

    -When I’m Older (via revises)

    Posted: Sep 24 「63 notes」
    1. Get more sleep
    2. Drink more water
    3. Get more exercise
    4. Read more
    5. Get more organized
    6. Clean more often
    7. Explore more
    8. Relax more
    9. Have more patience
    10. Be happy

    -(via wewillbefitandhealthy)

    (Source: fitandhealthyhero)

    Posted: Sep 23 「45,530 notes」